And to show our appreciation, we’ve created the best customer perks just for you!
Our customers are the best, so you deserve the best for you loyalty! And the cool part is we’ve kept it super easy. All you have to do is have an account, and then just buy something. We’ll keep track of everything else for you.
The way our reward points work is like this:
For every $1 you spend you get 1 point, and if you go over an even dollar amount we always round up to the next dollar for you! So for example if you spend $1.01 you get 2 points!
1 point = 10 cents (unlike most other reward programs where you spend a dollar and get a penny), so spend $10 and get $1 off your next purchase!
The points NEVER expire!
We here at Impudent Mortal support our troops!
We have many friends and family who have served / are serving in the military and we’d like to say thanks. So for anyone who has served or is still serving we are offering a 15% discount on all of our products all the time. It doesn’t matter which branch or whether your active, reserve, or retired, and this discount will stack with any other discounts / sales / promotions that we have going.
Unfortunately, because of all of the idiots running around pretending to have served, we are going to ask for proof of your service. I hope you don’t see this as a pain to do, or disrespectful, but we are considering this as something that has been earned and therefore want to make sure the right people are getting it.
In order to get the discount you can do any one the following:
1/ Email us from a .mil account.
2/ If your driver license has military or veteran on it send us a copy of that. Feel free to black out your DL number, DOB, etc.
3/ Send us a copy of your VA card.
Please email us directly at firstname.lastname@example.org with this info.
Once we receive your email, we will respond to you with your own unique coupon code that will never expire and can be used as often as you want.
However, as a final security check, the name on the credit card or paypal account used to purchase your terrain must match the name on the ID.
Thank you for your service!
We have something incredible for our fans!
All you have to do is place an order for over $175 (i.e. the total of the order after any discounts needs to be over $175) and then put ‘Secret’ in the comment section of your order, and you’ll get a surprise in your order! But what is it? Not telling, you are going to have to see for yourself, but you won’t be disappointed!